There are an almost infinite number of situations at work where someone hates their boss! For one reason or another people feel intimated, bullied, disliked, down hearted or trodden on by their boss everyday. So what can be done to cure this irritable and endless problem? Well some would give the easy answer of leaving their job to find another, but what happens if your new boss turns out to be equally as bad as or even worse than your previous one? Then you can be pretty much guarantee to be on the road to a life endless headache.
Facing up to your troubles with your boss, finding out why you do actually hate him or her and doing something about it is the only way you will become truly happy in your work environment. Hell that is why you should whack the hell out of your boss. The time has come to stop being a sucker for punishment and deliver years of neglect, abuse, being taken for granted, hatefulness and bullying right down your bosses throat.
You may question how can I perform such a task in a legal fashion, well the simple answer is you can either become a master of psychology and begin to deliver this abuse back in subtle and sub conscious forms which slowly ache away at your bosses mind until he or she cracks under intense pressure, neatly saws off the top of their head and begins to feast on the gooey snacks inside or you can use one the following commonly found objects located around your office to avenge your years of humiliation and stress. Check out the answers to how to complete the Whack My Boss cartoon.
- A ruler in your bosses eye
- A computer monitor through your bosses head in a cold, repeated fashion
- A stapler neatly applied a gazzlion times across your bosses face
- A mug used as a boxing glove
- A trash can used in a similar fashion as a baseball bat
- Beat the hell out of your boss and throw him through an office divider
- Pierce your boss straight through his heart with an umbrella
- Crush your bosses skull with a filing cabinet after having him sift through your files
- Slice your bosses throat with the precision of a samurai using a pair of scissors
- Test how durable your computer keyboard can be when repeatedly whacked over your bosses head, then see how appetizing one can be when rammed down his throat
- Your bosses head sandwiched in between a suitcase, time for a good stamp or two when your boss falls to the ground
- Thrust your bosses head against a cupboard until all that is left is a squished up tomatoe
- Throw your boss neatly into a clothes peg, hanging him back the neck
- Implode your bosses head by force feeding him the water vending machine
- A pencil used to gauge a deep hole in the back of your bosses neck
- Tie your boss to an office chair and wheel him out of the skyscraper to his free falling death
- Good old fashioned bare knuckle boxing match, except your boss won't have chance to fight back once you've hurled countless punches to his face within a split second.
Any of the above methods can mean the boss you have always hated will become history and at worst your neat little white office shirt will emerge red and freckled as if you have just finished a 12 hour shift in a cattle slaughter house.
Whack my boss certainly is a whole lot of fun to try once! Then the idea of killing your boss maybe wear off, or atleast the ideas for murder given in this neat little cartoon may then seem less appealing.